Shirem Bark Off Whiskey Bottle

Name: Shirem Bark Off Whiskey Bottle
Brand: Shirem
Price: 34.99 USD
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🍷 For When Your Whiskey Needs Attitude
This isn’t a decanter—it’s your spirit animal in glass form. 3D French Bulldog flipping the bird says what you’re thinking after a long day: “Yeah, I’ll have another.” Perfect for passive-aggressive toasts or roasting your in-laws.

💎 Survives Drunken Mishaps Like a Champ
Made from lead-free, shatter-resistant crystal, it laughs off tipsy tumbles. Unlike your ex’s wine glasses, this bad boy stays intact through tequila nights and clumsy cleanups.

🎉 Instant Icebreaker (Or Relationship Ender)
Place it on the bar and watch reactions:
→ Boss storms in? “It’s…art. From France.” 🎨
→ Mom gasps? “The dog’s waving, see?” 👋
→ Best friend cackles? Friendship level unlocked.

🐾 Wine, Whiskey, or Just a Very Judgy Vase
Pour bourbon, cabernet, or stick fake flowers in it for “quirky home decor”. Either way, that bulldog’s sass never quits—ideal for passive-aggressive hostess gifts.

🎁 The Gift That Screams “I Get You”
For the friend who:
→ Texts “I hate people” daily 📱
→ Owns a Frenchie named Karen 🐕
→ Secretly loves chaos at family dinners 😈

Why Rebellious Drinkers Adore It:

✅ “My mother-in-law side-eyed it all Thanksgiving…worth every penny.”
✅ “Survived my bachelor party—still judging me from the bar cart.”
✅ “Replaced my therapist. Cheaper and comes with Merlot.”

Specs for the Unapologetic:

Capacity: 750ml
Material: Ultra-clear, BPA-free crystal
Stopper: Leak-proof, bulldog-tested